You ever look at some of the spam that gets caught by email filters? Sometimes there are lengthy paragraphs of text that looks like they were scraped from random emails, texts, and web sites. Some of it is tiny, like this one, and some is white text on a white background that goes on and on.
Red Lobster spam
Every now and then there’s something funny in it, like this bit of slam poetry.
Jamaican dance hall music
Jamaican dance hall music
LOL, Jamaican dance hall music
This popped up at an online Sudoku site. I probably don’t want to know.
Ice cream? Potato? Diseased organ?
Forgot which spam we were writing.
The app installation progress looks like cartoon Hitler.
Dang Etsy, do you know something I don’t?
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, Wait, what?!
I’ll start with this cartoon and get it out of the way.
I need to get one of those things that helps you make straight text.
I know it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance or name but f__k this guy.
September was safety and security awareness month at work and this is the logo they chose.
Shades of Soviet propaganda posters.
I couldn’t resist. The same words according to an on line translator.
Be Essential, Comrade.
Not to be outdone, a buddy at work pranked me in the same style. He did the spine of a manual on my bookshelf too.
Arm & Hammer & Sickle. I didn’t notice for over a month.
M left this drawing for me.
Looks like Kid from Kid N’ Play. (Wikipedia claims fair use because it’s a promo. I’m using it in a satirical work.)
Soap dispenser is appalled and angered by your lack of hygiene.
It’s el Día de los Muertos so time to put up some Halloween images…
Woooo, scary puns! I posted this one to Imgur and it got a “most viral” rating.
The ears didn’t stay long but Trinity was a bat.
I was a punk rocker. I had a cat in the 80s named
Den and my choker is his rabies tag.
The images look a lot better at the real size.
Zoe is always the first image.
My sweetie. The image is a little dark.
Levels adjustment. Grainy & a bit orange but not bad.
My Neanderthal skull replica. Too close for the focus and the flash.
Used the cable so the flash could pop from the side.
Lighting looks good with a little adjustment but I was still too close for the focus.
Handle on the wood stove. I used macro this time and almost got it.
I found these saved on a thumb drive from about a year ago.
We’d recently seen a video of Pete, the farting wombat, eating corn.
M sent me a link to this video with the subject “OMG”. Original video is gone but I re-found it.
Wombat did a better job.
I didn’t think it was real because her scalp didn’t bleed. But then she posted six (!) follow-up videos and one of them was her going to the doc.
MORE WOMBAT, LESS TEENAGERS DESPERATE FOR “LIKES”
Obviously, I’m easily amused.
Without net neutrality, a manky little blog like mine won’t even be in the slow lane — I’ll be crawling along the ditch on the side of the road.
Send the FCC a
letter via Electronic Frontier Foundation.
The deadline for comment is 17 July 2017. FCC notice
site that explains the issue pretty well. They also have a link to the express comments form at the FCC.
Do you want to see ads from cable companies or Trinity?
Fire across the street from work. M’s old DroidX.
M likes to remind me that I look like this little girl in the fire photo.
“Firestarter” by David Roth AKA the Disaster Girl meme.
Not many people know I’m an ordained minister.
Hello Kitty and Pedobear — a match made… somewhere.
New Year’s eve 2011
Found still-life in an alley in Santa Fe.
I forgot to turn off a Google reminder. Kind of glad I did since the images are from Atalaya Mountain, just like the last Konica photos.
Atalaya, six years ago.
Say it in my head and count syllables on my fingers.
From work. Uh, can you wash my windshield? A pterodactyl $#@! on my car.
I hate meetings and doodle a lot to stay sane(ish).