Tag Archives: humor

Random post for 11 July 2018

You ever look at some of the spam that gets caught by email filters? Sometimes there are lengthy paragraphs of text that looks like they were scraped from random emails, texts, and web sites. Some of it is tiny, like this one, and some is white text on a white background that goes on and on.

Red Lobster spam

Red Lobster spam


Every now and then there’s something funny in it, like this bit of slam poetry.

Jamaican dance hall music
Hussydom
Peasanthood
Jamaican dance hall music
Immortalizer
Three-penny piglet
LOL, Jamaican dance hall music

This popped up at an online Sudoku site. I probably don’t want to know.
Ice cream? Potato? Diseased organ?

Ice cream? Potato? Diseased organ?



Forgot which spam we were writing.

Forgot which spam we were writing.


The app installation progress looks like cartoon Hitler.

The app installation progress looks like cartoon Hitler.



Dang Etsy, do you know something I don’t?
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, Wait, what?!

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, Wait, what?!

Random Post for 28 November 2017

I’ll start with this cartoon and get it out of the way.
I need to get one of those things that helps you make straight text.

I know it's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance or name but f__k this guy.

I know it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance or name but f__k this guy.


September was safety and security awareness month at work and this is the logo they chose.
Shades of Soviet propaganda posters.

Shades of Soviet propaganda posters.


I couldn’t resist. The same words according to an on line translator.
Be Essential, Comrade.

Be Essential, Comrade.


Not to be outdone, a buddy at work pranked me in the same style. He did the spine of a manual on my bookshelf too.
Arm & Hammer & Sickle. I didn't notice for over a month.

Arm & Hammer & Sickle. I didn’t notice for over a month.

M left this drawing for me.

M left this drawing for me.


Looks like Kid from Kid N' Play. (Wikipedia claims fair use because it's a promo. I'm using it in a satirical work.)

Looks like Kid from Kid N’ Play. (Wikipedia claims fair use because it’s a promo. I’m using it in a satirical work.)


Soap dispenser is appalled and angered by your lack of hygiene.

Soap dispenser is appalled and angered by your lack of hygiene.

Halloween 2017

It’s el Día de los Muertos so time to put up some Halloween images…

Woooo, scary puns! I posted this one to Imgur and it got a "most viral" rating.

Woooo, scary puns! I posted this one to Imgur and it got a “most viral” rating.


The ears didn't stay long but Trinity was a bat.

The ears didn’t stay long but Trinity was a bat.


I was a punk rocker. I had a cat in the 80s named Den. That's his rabies tag.

I was a punk rocker. I had a cat in the 80s named Den and my choker is his rabies tag.

Random Post For 28 September 2017

I found these saved on a thumb drive from about a year ago.

We’d recently seen a video of Pete, the farting wombat, eating corn.

M sent me a link to this video with the subject “OMG”. Original video is gone but I re-found it.

My reply:
Wombat did a better job.

M:
I didn’t think it was real because her scalp didn’t bleed. But then she posted six (!) follow-up videos and one of them was her going to the doc.

MORE WOMBAT, LESS TEENAGERS DESPERATE FOR “LIKES”

My reply:

More wombat!

More wombat!

Obviously, I’m easily amused.

Random Post For 28 April 2017

Fire across the street from work. M's old DroidX.

Fire across the street from work. M’s old DroidX.


M likes to remind me that I look like this little girl in the fire photo.
"Firestarter" by David Roth AKA the Disaster Girl meme.

“Firestarter” by David Roth AKA the Disaster Girl meme.


Not many people know I'm an ordained minister.

Not many people know I’m an ordained minister.


Hello Kitty and Pedobear -- a match made... somewhere.

Hello Kitty and Pedobear — a match made… somewhere.


New Year's eve 2011

New Year’s eve 2011


Found still-life in an alley in Santa Fe.

Found still-life in an alley in Santa Fe.


A toon I made poking fun at The Santa Fe Reporter.

A toon I made poking fun at The Santa Fe Reporter.


She's funny.

She’s funny.

Random Post For 17 April 2017

I forgot to turn off a Google reminder. Kind of glad I did since the images are from Atalaya Mountain, just like the last Konica photos.

Atalaya, six years ago.

Atalaya, six years ago.


I used M's tSay it in my head and count syllables on my fingers.ypewriter.

Say it in my head and count syllables on my fingers.


From work. Uh, can you wash my windshield? A pterodactyl $#@! on my car.

From work. Uh, can you wash my windshield? A pterodactyl $#@! on my car.


I hate meetings and doodle a lot to stay sane(ish).

I hate meetings and doodle a lot to stay sane(ish).

Random Post for 2 September 2016

A while back, M was having a bad day at work and sent this to me.

Some "Shining" stuff going on here.

Some “Shining” stuff going on here.


Yesterday, I put in a request via the “one stop shop” email for tech support.
I *thought* I was being clear that I needed help with the form.

I *thought* I was being clear that I needed help with the form.


The response today.
Nope. Holy $#@!, where's the Tylenol?

Nope. Holy $#@!, where’s the Tylenol?


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Here’s a picture of us with John Waters in 2012 taken with M’s Powershot SD1000.
He takes a Polaroid of everyone who enters his house.

He takes a Polaroid of everyone who enters his house.