Fire across the street from work. M’s old DroidX.
“Firestarter” by David Roth AKA the Disaster Girl meme.
Not many people know I’m an ordained minister.
Hello Kitty and Pedobear — a match made… somewhere.
New Year’s eve 2011
Found still-life in an alley in Santa Fe.
A toon I made poking fun at The Santa Fe Reporter.
She’s funny.
I forgot to turn off a Google reminder. Kind of glad I did since the images are from Atalaya Mountain, just like the last Konica photos.
Atalaya, six years ago.
Say it in my head and count syllables on my fingers.
From work. Uh, can you wash my windshield? A pterodactyl $#@! on my car.
I hate meetings and doodle a lot to stay sane(ish).
Jem isn’t exactly happy about it…
But Zoe says, “Nope. I’m outta here.”
I’ll $#@!ing kill you in your sleep.
Got this today.
Used a meme generator…
Garfi is the most pissed-off-looking cat ever.
It wasn’t all lame-o politics yesterday. CUBS WIN!
A while back, M was having a bad day at work and sent this to me.
Some “Shining” stuff going on here.
I *thought* I was being clear that I needed help with the form.
Nope. Holy $#@!, where’s the Tylenol?
He takes a Polaroid of everyone who enters his house.
This was in a cyber security thing at work. I love how clip art and stock photos mash up something computer-y and an old school caricature of a thief, usually a mask and gloves, to represent cyber crimes. This one is extra funny because touchscreens don’t work with these $2.00 a pair drugstore gloves.
“Smartphone in hand with gloves” by Adam Radosavljevic – GettyImages/iStockphoto
Not to be too Seinfeld but, what is the deal with hold music? It wasn’t a particularly hideous mix but why does digital hold music always sound like a stretched cassette tape with the tempo and volume wobbling in and out? Is it mixed into the “please have your account number ready, blah blah” (that I already gave to the voice menu bot) from an outsourced service?
I can see some telco room in Mumbai with a 90s MP3 player jacked into the sound card of an even older PC. Not one of those cool, tidy, color coded telcos either. A working room with fans, extension cords, and cables everywhere and a UPS that died years ago beeping away — still used to get more outlets. A profitable room. The kind of room that would make an OSHA nerd weep.
Toyota really doesn’t want you to pay off early. There’s no place on the coupon for extra principal. One time I sent extra and the next bill was reduced by the extra amount. I wondered why the payoff is more than the “outstanding balance” on the bill. Sneaky buggers, the balance on the bill is just principal owed. The bill amount times the number of payments to go is considerably more.
“Barry and Pumpkin On the Way Up” by Kathy DeZarn Beynette
It started with a meeting. Simultaneously resisting the urge to kill and fighting to stay awake, I thought of a haiku:
Want me to listen?
Perhaps you should have a point
And then get to it
I doodled and sort of liked it so I redid it in pencil and inked it. Then off to the scanner and a bit of color in Photoshop.
Meetings
He is… The Most Constipated Man In The World
I guess enough people are bad at math.
While I finish a roll in the current camera I’ve been scanning manuals in the evenings. I’ve had a stack of other stuff to scan forever so since I have it fired up without the film adapter…
A scan of my Bernie Sanders bumper sticker. Thanks Mom!
Me and M’s first real date. My friend Ellen scored us tickets.
Kinda looks like my sweetie.
Out of print but still available from Poster Pop. Thanks Mike!
… But you have an address so you’re getting our junk mail.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays Comcast from filling your mailbox with crap.