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Random post for 11 July 2018

You ever look at some of the spam that gets caught by email filters? Sometimes there are lengthy paragraphs of text that looks like they were scraped from random emails, texts, and web sites. Some of it is tiny, like this one, and some is white text on a white background that goes on and on.

Red Lobster spam

Red Lobster spam


Every now and then there’s something funny in it, like this bit of slam poetry.

Jamaican dance hall music
Hussydom
Peasanthood
Jamaican dance hall music
Immortalizer
Three-penny piglet
LOL, Jamaican dance hall music


This popped up at an online Sudoku site. I probably don’t want to know.
Ice cream?  Potato?  Diseased organ?

Ice cream? Potato? Diseased organ?




Forgot which spam we were writing.

Forgot which spam we were writing.



The app installation progress looks like cartoon Hitler.

The app installation progress looks like cartoon Hitler.




Dang Etsy, do you know something I don’t?
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, Wait, what?!

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, Wait, what?!

Random Post for 28 November 2017

I’ll start with this cartoon and get it out of the way.
I need to get one of those things that helps you make straight text.

I know it's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance or name but f__k this guy.

I know it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance or name but f__k this guy.


September was safety and security awareness month at work and this is the logo they chose.
Shades of Soviet propaganda posters.

Shades of Soviet propaganda posters.


I couldn’t resist. The same words according to an on line translator.
Be Essential, Comrade.

Be Essential, Comrade.


Not to be outdone, a buddy at work pranked me in the same style. He did the spine of a manual on my bookshelf too.
Arm & Hammer & Sickle.  I didn't notice for over a month.

Arm & Hammer & Sickle. I didn’t notice for over a month.

M left this drawing for me.

M left this drawing for me.


Looks like Kid from Kid N' Play.  (Wikipedia claims fair use because it's a promo.  I'm using it in a satirical work.)

Looks like Kid from Kid N’ Play. (Wikipedia claims fair use because it’s a promo. I’m using it in a satirical work.)


Soap dispenser is appalled and angered by your lack of hygiene.

Soap dispenser is appalled and angered by your lack of hygiene.

Random Post For 28 September 2017

I found these saved on a thumb drive from about a year ago.

We’d recently seen a video of Pete, the farting wombat, eating corn.

M sent me a link to this video with the subject “OMG”. Original video is gone but I re-found it.

My reply:
Wombat did a better job.

M:
I didn’t think it was real because her scalp didn’t bleed. But then she posted six (!) follow-up videos and one of them was her going to the doc.

MORE WOMBAT, LESS TEENAGERS DESPERATE FOR “LIKES”

My reply:

More wombat!

More wombat!

Obviously, I’m easily amused.

Random Post For 28 April 2017

Fire across the street from work.  M's old DroidX.

Fire across the street from work. M’s old DroidX.


M likes to remind me that I look like this little girl in the fire photo.
"Firestarter"  by David Roth AKA the Disaster Girl meme.

“Firestarter” by David Roth AKA the Disaster Girl meme.


Not many people know I'm an ordained minister.

Not many people know I’m an ordained minister.


Hello Kitty and Pedobear -- a match made... somewhere.

Hello Kitty and Pedobear — a match made… somewhere.


New Year's eve 2011

New Year’s eve 2011


Found still-life in an alley in Santa Fe.

Found still-life in an alley in Santa Fe.


A toon I made poking fun at The Santa Fe Reporter.

A toon I made poking fun at The Santa Fe Reporter.


She's funny.

She’s funny.

Random Post For 17 April 2017

I forgot to turn off a Google reminder. Kind of glad I did since the images are from Atalaya Mountain, just like the last Konica photos.

Atalaya, six years ago.

Atalaya, six years ago.


I used M's tSay it in my head and count syllables on my fingers.ypewriter.

Say it in my head and count syllables on my fingers.


From work.  Uh, can you wash my windshield?  A pterodactyl $#@! on my car.

From work. Uh, can you wash my windshield? A pterodactyl $#@! on my car.


I hate meetings and doodle a lot to stay sane(ish).

I hate meetings and doodle a lot to stay sane(ish).

Random stuff for 6 May 2016

While I finish a roll in the current camera I’ve been scanning manuals in the evenings. I’ve had a stack of other stuff to scan forever so since I have it fired up without the film adapter…

A scan of my Bernie Sanders bumper sticker.  Thanks Mom!

A scan of my Bernie Sanders bumper sticker. Thanks Mom!

Me and M's first real date.  My friend Ellen scored us tickets.

Me and M’s first real date. My friend Ellen scored us tickets.

Kinda looks like my sweetie.

Out of print but still available from Poster Pop.  Thanks Mike!

Out of print but still available from Poster Pop. Thanks Mike!