You ever look at some of the spam that gets caught by email filters? Sometimes there are lengthy paragraphs of text that looks like they were scraped from random emails, texts, and web sites. Some of it is tiny, like this one, and some is white text on a white background that goes on and on.
Red Lobster spam
Every now and then there’s something funny in it, like this bit of slam poetry.
Jamaican dance hall music
Jamaican dance hall music
LOL, Jamaican dance hall music
This popped up at an online Sudoku site. I probably don’t want to know.
Ice cream? Potato? Diseased organ?
Forgot which spam we were writing.
The app installation progress looks like cartoon Hitler.
Dang Etsy, do you know something I don’t?
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, Wait, what?!
I’ll start with this cartoon and get it out of the way.
I need to get one of those things that helps you make straight text.
I know it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance or name but f__k this guy.
September was safety and security awareness month at work and this is the logo they chose.
Shades of Soviet propaganda posters.
I couldn’t resist. The same words according to an on line translator.
Be Essential, Comrade.
Not to be outdone, a buddy at work pranked me in the same style. He did the spine of a manual on my bookshelf too.
Arm & Hammer & Sickle. I didn’t notice for over a month.
M left this drawing for me.
Looks like Kid from Kid N’ Play. (Wikipedia claims fair use because it’s a promo. I’m using it in a satirical work.)
Soap dispenser is appalled and angered by your lack of hygiene.
I found these saved on a thumb drive from about a year ago.
We’d recently seen a video of Pete, the farting wombat, eating corn.
M sent me a link to this video with the subject “OMG”. Original video is gone but I re-found it.
Wombat did a better job.
I didn’t think it was real because her scalp didn’t bleed. But then she posted six (!) follow-up videos and one of them was her going to the doc.
MORE WOMBAT, LESS TEENAGERS DESPERATE FOR “LIKES”
Obviously, I’m easily amused.
Fire across the street from work. M’s old DroidX.
M likes to remind me that I look like this little girl in the fire photo.
“Firestarter” by David Roth AKA the Disaster Girl meme.
Not many people know I’m an ordained minister.
Hello Kitty and Pedobear — a match made… somewhere.
New Year’s eve 2011
Found still-life in an alley in Santa Fe.
I forgot to turn off a Google reminder. Kind of glad I did since the images are from Atalaya Mountain, just like the last Konica photos.
Atalaya, six years ago.
Say it in my head and count syllables on my fingers.
From work. Uh, can you wash my windshield? A pterodactyl $#@! on my car.
I hate meetings and doodle a lot to stay sane(ish).
Got this today.
Used a meme generator…
Garfi is the most pissed-off-looking cat ever.
It wasn’t all lame-o politics yesterday.
While I finish a roll in the current camera I’ve been scanning manuals in the evenings. I’ve had a stack of other stuff to scan forever so since I have it fired up without the film adapter…
Me and M’s first real date. My friend Ellen scored us tickets.
Kinda looks like my sweetie.
Out of print but still available from
Poster Pop. Thanks Mike!
… But you have an address so you’re getting our junk mail.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays Comcast from filling your mailbox with crap.